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quotes = new Array(154);
quotes[0] = "A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!";
quotes[1] = "The word 'queue' is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.";
quotes[2] = "Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!";
quotes[3] = "What is called a 'French kiss' in the English speaking world is known as an 'English kiss' in France.";
quotes[4] = "'Almost' is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.";
quotes[5] = "'Rhythm' is the longest English word without a vowel.";
quotes[6] = "In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.";
quotes[7] = "Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.";
quotes[8] = "One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!";
quotes[9] = "You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.";
quotes[10] = "There is a city called Rome on every continent.";
quotes[11] = "Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!";
quotes[12] = "Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.";
quotes[13] = "The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London!";
quotes[14] = "Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.";
quotes[15] = "Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!";
quotes[16] = "The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!";
quotes[17] = "Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!";
quotes[18] = "The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man!";
quotes[19] = "Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!";
quotes[20] = "Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!";
quotes[21] = "The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.";
quotes[22] = "Women blink nearly twice as much as men.";
quotes[23] = "Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.";
quotes[24] = "Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.";
quotes[25] = "Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a 'Friday the 13th.'";
quotes[26] = "Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren&#8217;t added to it.";
quotes[27] = "On average a hedgehog's  heart beats 300 times a minute.";
quotes[28] = "More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.";
quotes[29] = "The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.";
quotes[30] = "More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.";
quotes[31] = "Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.";
quotes[32] = "The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!";
quotes[33] = "The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.";
quotes[34] = "Earth is the only planet not named after a god.";
quotes[35] = "It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.";
quotes[36] = "You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.";
quotes[37] = "Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!";
quotes[38] = "Dolphins sleep with one eye open!";
quotes[39] = "It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open!";
quotes[40] = "The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!";
quotes[41] = "The longest recorded flight  of a chicken is 13 seconds!";
quotes[42] = "Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not!";
quotes[43] = "Slugs have 4 noses.";
quotes[44] = "Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.";
quotes[45] = "A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!";
quotes[46] = "A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!";
quotes[47] = "The average person laughs 10 times a day!";
quotes[48] = "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain!";
quotes[49] = "A mother hen turns her egg approximately 50 times in a day. This is so the yolk does not stick to the shell.";
quotes[50] = "A hawk's vision is so good that it can see a mouse from a height of one mile.";
quotes[51] = "A Siberian Red Crane bird is the world's oldest known bird. The bird died in 1988 and lived to be 82 years old.";
quotes[52] = "Most snakes have six rows of teeth.";
quotes[53] = "The fastest moving land snake is the Black Mamba, which can move up to 7 miles per hour.";
quotes[54] = "There are no snakes in New Zealand.";
quotes[55] = "Jellyfish have been on Earth for over 650 million years. This is before sharks and dinosaurs.";
quotes[56] = "The candlefish is so oily that it was once burned for fuel.";
quotes[57] = "An elephant's trunk can hold 2.5 gallons of water.";
quotes[58] = "During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.";
quotes[59] = "Sharks can sense a drop of blood from a mile away.";
quotes[60] = "In one night, an adult hippopotamus eats approximately 150 pounds of grass.";
quotes[61] = "A blue whale's tongue is so large that fifty people could stand on it.";
quotes[62] = "The blue whale is the loudest animal on the earth. Its whistle can reach up to 188 decibels.";
quotes[64] = "Unlike other four legged mammals, kangaroos cannot walk backwards.";
quotes[65] = "In 1907, at the White House, President Theodore Roosevelt shook hands with 8,150 people on New Year's Day.";
quotes[66] = "In Japan, McDonald's is pronounced 'Makudonarudo'";
quotes[67] = "The most recycled product in the world is the automobile.";
quotes[68] = "The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.";
quotes[69] = "The Swiss flag is square.";
quotes[70] = "The only borough of New York City that isn't an island (or part of an island) is the Bronx.";
quotes[71] = "The only city whose name can be spelled completely with vowels is Aiea, Hawaii, located approximately twelve miles west of Honolulu.";
quotes[72] = "The 'Calabash' pipe, most often associated with Sherlock Holmes, was not used by him until William Gillette (an American) portrayed Holmes onstage. Gillette needed a pipe he could keep in his mouth while he spoke his lines.";
quotes[73] = "Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.";
quotes[74] = "The Madagascan Hissing Cockroach is one of the few insects who give birth to live young, rather than laying eggs.";
quotes[75] = "Roberta Flack wrote 'Killing Me Softly' about singer Don McLean.";
quotes[76] = "Sheriff came from Shire Reeve. During early years of feudal rule in England, each shire had a reeve who was the law for that shire. When the term was brought to the United States it was shortned to Sheriff.";
quotes[77] = "An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.";
quotes[78] = "Other than humans, black lemurs are the only primates that may have blue eyes.";
quotes[79] = "The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.";
quotes[80] = "The two longest one-syllable words in the English language are 'screeched' and 'strengths'.";
quotes[81] = "Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.";
quotes[82] = "All porcupines float in water.";
quotes[83] = "Giraffes have no vocal cords.";
quotes[84] = "The longest chapter in the Bible is Psalm 119.";
quotes[85] = "Maine is the only state that borders on only one state.";
quotes[86] = "A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened.";
quotes[87] = "Jelly Belly jelly beans were the first jelly beans in outer space when they went up with astronauts in the June 21, 1983 voyage of the space shuttle Challenger (the same voyage as the first American woman in space, Sally Ride).";
quotes[88] = "Chrysler built B-29's that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint plant call Diamond Star.";
quotes[89] = "The Dodge brothers Horace and John were Jewish, that's why the first Dodge emblem had a star of David in it.";
quotes[90] = "The letter W is the only letter in the alphabet that doesn't have 1 syllable... it has three.";
quotes[91] = "The top three cork-producing countries are Spain, Portugal and Algeria. (Cork comes from trees.)";
quotes[92] = "Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 105.6 miles per hour.";
quotes[93] = "Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.";
quotes[94] = "South of Tucson, Arizona, all road signs are in the Metric System.";
quotes[95] = "The newest dog breed is the Bull Boxer, first bred in the United states in 1990-91.";
quotes[96] = "If you lace your shoes from the inside to the outside the fit will be snugger around your big toe.";
quotes[97] = "Only two states' names begin with double consonants: Florida and Rhode Island.";
quotes[98] = "Ingrown toenails are hereditary.";
quotes[99] = "The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean";
quotes[100] = "The world's second largest pipe organ is located at the Organ Grinder on 82nd avenue in Portland, Oregon.";
quotes[101] = "The movie 'Paris, Texas' was banned in the city of Paris, Texas, shorty after its box office release.";
quotes[102] = "Chicago is closer to Moscow than to Rio de Janeiro.";
quotes[103] = "Singpore is the only country with one train station.";
quotes[104] = "Nauru is the only country in the world with no official capital. (Its government offices are all in Yaren District, but there's no official capital.)";
quotes[105] = "If your eyes are six feet above the surface of the ocean, the horizon wil be about three statute miles away.";
quotes[106] = "A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.";
quotes[107] = "It was the left shoe that Aschenputtel (Cinderella) lost at the stairway, when the prince tried to follow her.";
quotes[108] = "The dome on Monticello, Thomas Jefferson's home, conceals a billiards room. In Jefferson's day, billiards were illegal in Virginia.";
quotes[109] = "The Mongol emperor Genghis Khan's original name was Temujin.";
quotes[110] = "All the dirt from the foundation to build the World Trade Center in NYC was dumped into the Hudson River to form the community now known as Battery City Park.";
quotes[111] = "Avocado is derived from the Spanish word 'aguacate' which is derived from 'ahuacatl' meaning testicle.";
quotes[112] = "Cats in Halifax, Nova Scotia, have a very high probability of having six toes.";
quotes[113] = "The Canadian province of Newfoundland has its own time zone, which is half an hour behind Atlantic standard time.";
quotes[114] = "The second longest word in the English language is 'antidisestablishmenterianism'.";
quotes[115] = "The only way to stop the pain of the flathead fish's sting is by rubbing the same fish's slime on the wound it gave you.";
quotes[116] = "Wilma Flinestone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.";
quotes[117] = "Lenny Kravitz's mother played the part of 'Helen' on 'The Jeffersons.'";
quotes[118] = "The letters 'H', 'I', 'O' and 'X' in the latin alphabet is the only ones that look the same if you turn them upside down or see them from behind.";
quotes[119] = "Vietnamese currency consists only of paper money; no coins.";
quotes[120] = "Dublin comes from the Irish Dubh Linn which means Blackpool";
quotes[121] = "On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the '1' encased in the 'shield' and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.";
quotes[122] = "A baby eel is called an elver, a baby oyster is called a spat.";
quotes[123] = "The Battle of Bunker Hill was fought at neighbouring Breed's Hill.";
quotes[124] = "Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.";
quotes[125] = "Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever nominated for an Oscar with 'Midnight Cowboy'. Her entire role lasted only six minutes.";
quotes[126] = "A full moon always rises at sunset.";
quotes[127] = "Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.";
quotes[128] = "Kelsey Grammar sings and plays the piano for the theme song of Fraiser.";
quotes[129] = "Pinocchio was made of pine.";
quotes[130] = "An ant lion is neither an ant nor a lion.";
quotes[131] = "Alma mater means bountiful mother.";
quotes[132] = "Top English soccer club Liverpool were formed because their local enemies, Everton, couldn't pay the rent for their stadium. Therefore Liverpool took over at the stadium (Anfield) and became England's top soccer team ever.";
quotes[133] = "Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means 'the capital' in the Korean language.";
quotes[134] = "Libya is the only country in the world with a solid, single-colored flag. It's green.";
quotes[135] = "Scientists found a whole new phylum of animal on a lobster's lip.";
quotes[136] = "'Freelance' comes from a knight whose lance was free for hire, i.e. not pledged to one master.)";
quotes[137] = "Michigan was the first state to have roadside picnic tables.";
quotes[138] = "The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.";
quotes[139] = "S.O.S. doesn't stand for 'Save Our Ship' or 'Save Our Souls'. It was just chosen by an 1908 international conference on Morse Code because the letters S and O were easy to remember and just about anyone could key it and read it, S = dot dot dot, O = dash dash dash..";
quotes[140] = "A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.";
quotes[141] = "Sir Isaac Newton was an ordained priest in the Church of England.";
quotes[142] = "A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.";
quotes[143] = "An elephant can be pregnant for up to two years.";
quotes[144] = "Marijuana is Spanish for 'Mary Jane.'";
quotes[145] = "Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by Bayer.";
quotes[146] = "There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.";
quotes[147] = "Cranberry Jello is the only jello flavor that comes from real fruit, not artificial flavoring.";
quotes[148] = "The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.";
quotes[149] = "101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.";
quotes[150] = "The Soviet Sukhoi-34 is the first strike fighter with a toilet in it.";
quotes[151] = "During conscription for WWII, there were nine documented cases of men with three testicles.";
quotes[152] = "The penguins that inhabit the tip of South America are called jackass penguins.";
quotes[153] = "Alexander The Great was an epileptic.";
quotes[154] = "There are 154 different 'Did you know?' sentences in this javascript code."

index = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);

document.write("<DT>" + "" + quotes[index] + "");

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